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Manatee Max's Useless News of the Day

Posted by Max on Mar 30, 2017

Today's edition of Manatee Max's Useless News of the Day brought to you by,...In the news today, yesterday's sun set over Mallory Square in Key West to the cheers of throngs of excited onlookers. The … read more
Caught me a nice bass!

Caught me a nice bass!

Posted by Max on Mar 24, 2017

I took a little time out today to test some of the fishing gear we sell. I Borrowed Bill's boat, and took it out down past gullwhopper's slough, you know?  'Cross and east a league from where tha … read more
Happy Manatees Remembering Bob Ross

Happy Manatees Remembering Bob Ross

Posted by Max on Mar 21, 2017

Today, Max is celebrating Bob Ross. Now, some of you young whipper-snappers might be saying, "holy mackerel. What is all this ballyhoo.?" Well, you young fry gather 'round if you please, and let … read more
The Adventures of Jacques Cousteau....

The Adventures of Jacques Cousteau....

Posted by Max on Mar 06, 2017

...'s Nephew's next door neighbor's daughter's goldfish, Carl![Note to self: Call John Williams and inquire about theme music for under $4.75.]Carl could remember vividly his previous life back on his … read more
OH  THE HUGE MANATEE!

OH THE HUGE MANATEE!

Posted by Max on Mar 05, 2017

Manatee Max is growing at a phenomenal rate!Pearl's been working her fluke off locating and loading new products that fit with ManateeMax.com's entertaining and recreation theme. Did you know we were … read more