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Today's edition of Manatee Max's Useless News of the Day brought to you by,...In the news today, yesterday's sun set over Mallory Square in Key West to the cheers of throngs of excited onlookers. The … read more

I took a little time out today to test some of the fishing gear we sell. I Borrowed Bill's boat, and took it out down past gullwhopper's slough, you know?  'Cross and east a league from where tha … read more

I think I did pretty well for a manatee with two left flippers.https://www.facebook.com/ManateeMax/posts/18321205...It speaks to me. … read more

Today, Max is celebrating Bob Ross. Now, some of you young whipper-snappers might be saying, "holy mackerel. What is all this ballyhoo.?" Well, you young fry gather 'round if you please, and let … read more

Yes, the fine day when Manatees celebrate "th' eatin' of th' green."  Well. Okay. We do that every day, but that's beside the point. The point is that I had a wee creative writing dry spell. It c … read more