Max is old.  How old, you may ask?  I remember when the internet was just being born. When the core was still cooling and had but 64 kilobytes of RAM, and T-Rex 80s roamed the Earth. I remember the primitive sounds of the Phonemodumosaurs: 

Yes, this manatee is that old. 

One thing that I remember from those early days was The Original Densa Quiz.

So, here for your entertainment, still in it's original form,

The Original Densa Quiz

http://www.pressanykey.com/cgi-bin/jquiz.cgi

testing to see just how dumb you are. 

Have fun.