It's a boy!
Posted by Max on Mar 04, 2017
The plan has been as follows:
Step 1) Get ManateeMax.com up and running. We did that in December of 2016.
Step 2) Become profitable enough to eat, pay the rent, etc...
Step 3) Be Phil and tropical. [What? It is? It does? Oh, well... That makes more sense I guess.]
Um... philanthropic.... al.
Step 4) Buy a new dictionary.
Pearl and I aren't the best planners however, and this one, like so many others, has worked out like the Underpants Gnomes' plan. We skipped step 2, and went straight to step 3. Life is what happens while you're making other plans. Sometimes, the stars align and, {Insert more abstruse metaphysical mambo dogfish before publishing.}, in this case the star alignment was the upcoming St. Patrick's Day, (Manatees love the eatin' of the green.), and Pearl reading the Save the Manatee Club's post featuring Paddy Doyle.
To be honest, adopting from Save the Manatee ain't much cabbage. In fact, it's so little, I don't know why we didn't do it sooner. Pearl and I have plans for ManateeMax.com to donate more, and to other causes as well, once we get step 2 operational. Max and Pearl also have a teenage son, who likes to do stuff... like eat, and take music lessons, and learn to fly, and eat some more. He's our priority of course.
If you want to join us today, March 4th 2017, and help out another worthy cause, we're going to be at Missionary Flights International's Family Day from about 11:00 to 3:00.
And now, the obligatory link to one of our products.
https://manateemax.com/pool-patio-lawn-garden/bar-...
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We take all the help we can get.
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