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...'s Nephew's next door neighbor's daughter's goldfish, Carl![Note to self: Call John Williams and inquire about theme music for under $4.75.]Carl could remember vividly his previous life back on his … read more

Manatee Max is growing at a phenomenal rate!Pearl's been working her fluke off locating and loading new products that fit with ManateeMax.com's entertaining and recreation theme. Did you know we were … read more

The plan has been as follows:Step 1) Get ManateeMax.com up and running. We did that in December of 2016.Step 2) Become profitable enough to eat, pay the rent, etc...Step 3) Be Phil and tropical. [What … read more

Sometimes life makes you want to find a happy place.I was cruising the internet yesterday, on a reach before a followin' sea. (Pearl was makin' for the trades on the outside.) I had started out watchi … read more

Congress passes the Jones Act making Puerto Rico a territory of the United States, and its inhabitants, U.S. citizens.Now, an entertaining film on the subject.Let's not forget also, that Theodor Geise … read more