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Yes, the fine day when Manatees celebrate "th' eatin' of th' green."  Well. Okay. We do that every day, but that's beside the point. The point is that I had a wee creative writing dry spell. It c … read more

I've been asked to do a short cameo in the series 12 Sea Monkeys. It's not on human TV but it's pretty popular on  UnderDCTV channel 42. The plot's pretty deep, in fact downright unfathomable, bu … read more

   (You'll never hear this song the same way again once you know the truth!)   On a dark dessert highway, cool wind in my hair, Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air U … read more

Ja das stimmt. Ich habe gesagt...   Oh, I'm sorry. I got caught up in all the excitement. Or, as we like to say in German, "Ich möchte Ihren Fingerspitzen zu den wolverenes zu füttern!"On Ma … read more

  Only $29.95 +S&H(Writing utensils sold separately.)Manatee Max's Amazing DIY Blogging Kit may cause headaches, frustration, writer's cramp, paper cuts and binge drinking. "Persons" who are preg … read more